|June 23, 2014||Posted by Melinda under Uncategorized|
Please stop inviting the Gremlins over for play dates. You will not be doing Tevis this year but a much more fun ride that is coming up very soon. One which cannot occur if you manage to turn your fly blanket into a strait jacket or give yourself a stone bruise or abscess.
I’m pretty sure it was ML’s fault that the blanket ended up half off to one side and dragged through the dirt. Just ask her. And I tried to tell you about the rock a gazillion times – do you think I was doing uphill transitions for fun? But all you did was start talking about this was the *last* time you were going out without a crop so what was I suppose to do? Bet you feel bad now that a rock 2/3 the size of your fist was lodged there!!!!!!!!!
P.S. I’m pretty sure you are the one inviting the Gremlins along. Did you hear your ride and tie championship partner is pregnant? And thew boots at her horse at her last ride?
P.P.S. Please glue boots on me so we can avoid incidents with rocks and with intra-ride boot tosses.
Are you planning on being an ass? That’s usually how mares get tied up and left to be eaten by bears.
P.S. I’m grieving therefore you have to be nice to me.
Isn’t it illegal to have 3 riders on a ride and tie team?
P.S. My feet need trimming again.
*Tomorrow I’m going for a run*